I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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