I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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