so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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