Don't you send me to vm
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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