And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
