im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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