We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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