I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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