Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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