Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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