his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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