Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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