are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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