also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I stole a fireplace last night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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