Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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