help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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