I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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