New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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