Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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