whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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