It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
time to smoke my breakfast
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
