Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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