went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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