ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I pour the whiskey from now on
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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