the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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