At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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