he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Can I color on your dick again?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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