therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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