Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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