I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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