nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
why is half of my head shaved?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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