Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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