i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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