it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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