She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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