Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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