she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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