Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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