i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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