I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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