You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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