So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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