Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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