that's an acceptable place to lick
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Boobs speak an international language.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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