Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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