Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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