Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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