I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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