I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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