She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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