So drunk, too bad you don't want this
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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