yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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